Oh, it's really good
to have a little brother
He's got the same mother as me
I give him heaps, he can take it
You know how little brothers can be
He follows me around like a shadow
Piddles everywhere that I pee
It's really good to have a little brother
He's got the same mother as me
Yeah, it's really good
to have a little brother
He copies everything that I do
And now that I've got me a girlfriend
He wants to cuddle her too
But he can climb where I can't climb
So I send him up the apricot tree
It's really good to have a little brother
He's got the same mother as me
Yeah, sneaky little shitty little brother
Always nickin' off with me bike
He has to stand up to race the pedals
I can ride anything I like
Foot slip squashes his knackers
Ha ha, serves the little bugger alright
Sneaky little shitty little brother
Always nickin' off with me bike
Yeah, it's really good to
have a big brother
Who thinks he's smarter than me
But I've got the only kookaburra egg
From the holler in the big gum tree
He chases me down to the river
Cos I thrash him at
Monopoly
It's really good to have a big brother
Who thinks he's smarter than me
Yeah, and it's really good
to have a big brother
I saw him kissing
Mary
Grant
I saw him put his hand in her dress
She must have had a green back an t
And he made sure it didn't bite her
Cause it wasn't in her bra or her pants
Yeah, it's really good to
have a big brother
Who's not scared of spiders or ants
Yeah,
it's really good to have a little brother
He's got the same mother as me
I give him heaps, he can take it
You know how little brothers can be
He follows me around like a shadow
Fiddles everywhere that I be
It's really good to have a little brother
He's got the same mother as me
Ah!
Oh!
The head!