AFL -CIO
Lester takes a drag off a half a cigarette
He's got a brand new pacemaker
and mighty proud of it
And the woman from Ohio,
I can't recall her name
She talks like a Yankee,
but we treat her just the same
At the AFL -CIO
Rubber division, don't you know?
Pick all night with the high and low
At the AFL -CIO
Well, if you sin, better not be seen
Down on Meneches or Sabine
You can pick all night with
the hayride star
Tell your kids to stay out of the bars
AFL -CIO
Rubber division, don't you know?
Pick all night with the high and low
At the AFL -CIO
It's at the AFL -CIO,
rubber division, don't you know,
pick all night with the high and low
at the AFL -CIO
Well he's got his name on his guitar strap
and a mighty fancy lid
He played the Louisiana Hayride
when he was just a kid
And the baseman's got a pager,
if a fire was ever to start
He'd be down the road to Chandler,
the city with a heart
It's the AFL -CIO,
rubber division, don't you know
Pick all night with the high and low
at the AFL -CIO
It's the AFL -CIO,
rubber division, don't you know
Pick all night with the high and low
at the AFL -CIO
Well, Lester's old,
but he plays till ten
Got a pacemaker and a mandolin
He put Kelly tires on your brand -new cars
He doesn't like to play
at the goddamn bars
AFL -CIO, rubber division, don't you know?
Pick all night with a high and low
At the AFL -CIO, is that the AFL -CIO?
Got a fancy lid and a double O
Sounds just like old Bill Monroe
At the AFL -CIO, AFL -CIO
Sounds just like old Bill Monroe
Fancy lit in a double O
at the AFL -CIO
Rubber division, don't you know
Won't let you in if you play dope, bro
At the AFL -CIO